any pros about the xbox one is trivial to any gamer.

  • tv
  • voice control
  • skype

the dog was the best part, and call of duty isn’t even an exclusive.

I hope no one supports this. If sony see’s this successful, and profitable, they’ll follow suit, and then so will nintendo.

resealedbox:

y u do dis

resealedbox:

y u do dis

joepending:

Dudes! We are making a collage video for our song “Second Family” it’s going to be entirely comprised of pictures of you, our Second Family!
Please send pictures that you have from shows or pics of you & your friends wearing Patent Pending shirts to BookPatentPending@gmail.com
Please put SECOND FAMILY PICS in the subject line. You have until Friday evening to submit. LOVE YOU LOTS, - Patent Pending #secondfamily

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cosmo tip #692

expertcosmotips:

tell him his dick should be on america’s next top model

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buttlicked:

*touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident.

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cosmicmessiah:

This guy is saving my life right now, if you are down and think you can’t get up please go listen to a band called Patent Pending. They care about us all and will take the time to talk to you unlike most other bands. Thankyou to the pending family, my second family.

cosmicmessiah:

This guy is saving my life right now, if you are down and think you can’t get up please go listen to a band called Patent Pending. They care about us all and will take the time to talk to you unlike most other bands. Thankyou to the pending family, my second family.

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serration:

serration:

Need $150 by tomorrow. I should give out free handjobs or something

Fuck, free hand jobs won’t get me any money

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unicornfan:

Laughing My Butt Off

unicornfan:

Laughing My Butt Off

caitie-lu:

Disney Almost Kisses

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horsefricker:

in a moody to see a booty

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